Wednesday, February 18, 2009

THIS JUST ABOUT SUMS IT UP
PLEASE NOTE i MYSELF AM NOT SUFFERING FROM ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS JUST YET !

funny -but scary how true it is!!

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .. But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ..


either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

This cartoon was created by "c2003 Linda S Amstutz. Ms Amstutz's new romance comedy, SEEING RED, available at Amazon." http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com With a cartoon like this one the book must be a good laugh.

4 comments:

AnotherLinda said...

My name is Linda S Amstutz and I am the author and registered copyright holder of the essay, IF MY BODY WERE A CAR, which you have published, without my permission, on your blog post dated February 8.(You can view my copyright at http://www.braceguard.com/ifmybodywereacar.htm)

Please add this under the essay in your posting, "c2003 Linda S Amstutz. If you liked this essay, you will enjoy Ms Amstutz's new romance comedy, SEEING RED, available at Amazon."

Please make the book title a hyperlink to http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com

I would very much appreciate your help in this matter. If you do not wish to add my copyright notice, byline and link to my book, then please delete my essay from your blog. Blogger would not unauthorized approve of your use of copyrighted material.

Thank you for your help.

Linda

Lesley Mchugh said...

I was sent it by a friend it was that good i put it on blog there was not indication it was by yourself.
I have linked you up to the bottom of the essay as requested i am sure many people will be buying your books if you create cartoons like this one. Hope this is a good advertisment for you and i will be certainly passing your details to my friends about your books Lesley

AnotherLinda said...

Thanks for your nice words. And by the way, I only wrote the words to that essay. The cartoons are the property of Hallmark Cards. That Maxine is a doll, isn't she?

Lesley Mchugh said...

well those words made me smile and many other people take care lesley